BONUS: Rehearsal Quotes

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"The only thing more capricious than that fates is the MBTA."
-Adam (Asst. Director)

"I think, you wanna stay up so I don't really have to fuck you. But I will, if I have to."
"Aw, you're so sweet."
"Anything for the scene."
-Moe, Vanessa (Actors)

"I can literally undress her with my eyes. Woosh."
-Moe (Actor)

"All in a day's work."
-Moe (Actor) after rehearsing passionate sex scene for 35 minutes

"Make-out rewind. Come here."
-Moe (Actor)

"They're gonna be sliding off their seats!"
-Moe (Actor), re. sex scene

"Ah, dancing with Slav's."
-Moe (Actor)

"How much ass cracking are we gonna see here?"
-Brigid (Actor)

"Prinn's a class-act compared to Moe."
-Moe (Actor) re. her character

"Make it look like an orgasm and a birth at the same time."
"Ready - go!"
-Kate (Director), Me (Stage Manager)

"Are you writing this down?"
"Yes. Orgasm plus birth. No stirrups. Got it."
"Thank you."
-Kate (Director), Me (Stage Manager)

"My god, it's like a David Blane trick. 'For the next three weeks, my head will be in a woman's vagina.'"
-Adam (Asst. Director)

"Take those down her body."
"Down the treasure trail!"
-Kate (Director), Moe (Actor)

"I'm gonna fly solo. I'm gonna crash solo. It's just how I roll."
-Caleb (LD)

"And now a word from Socrates: Hemlock bad."
-Jess (PM)

"Don't you need to see a run?"
"Eeeeehh......"
-Kate (Dir.), Caleb (LD)

"My request was for ethereal with a Mayan-Western theme, with a female vocalist that doesn't say any words."
"Bam."
-Scootch (Sound Designer), Me (Stage Manager)

"This is wacko. This whole production is wacko."
-Judy (Scenic Designer)

"Little bits. Pasties. Nude one-sie with fig leaves."
-Natalie (Costume Designer)

"She'll be doin' her thang in her thong."
"Loincloth. Please."
-Kate (Dir.), Caleb (LD)

"You're trying to get at her-"
"DRAWERS!"
"Um, not what I was thinking, but close..."
-Kate (Dir), Mal (Actor)

"Costumes?"
"They're naked."
"Great. Moving on."
-Jess (PM), Natalie (CD), Kate (Dir)

"What's a gobo?"
"An African Quilt."
"Oh."
-Vanessa (Actor), Mal (Actor)

"I think she docile, but she dumb."
-Brigid (Actor) in character, referring to her partner

"You guys are tit-mongers."
-Kate (Dir.)